I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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