she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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