it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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