A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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