they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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