that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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