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He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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