Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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