I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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