I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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