3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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