I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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