she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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