Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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