I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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