do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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