And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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