Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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