She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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