Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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