so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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