Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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