Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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