I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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