that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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