I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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