dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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