actually, I'm a sock model
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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