they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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