He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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