I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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