Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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