I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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