girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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