whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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