If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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