well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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