Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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