I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I can't turn off my feet"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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