How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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