can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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