You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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