just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Farmville is her only friend.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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