I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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