So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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