white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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