Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize