Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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