ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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