I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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