Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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