The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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